Mastodawn

"Dog" is "God" but dyslexic.

Yeti the Pyr and Pete Rose have never been seen in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not.

I'm a Yeti girl.
In a Yeti world.

I'm fantastic.
And I'm spastic.

I really like to bark.
And poopie in the park.

My destination.
Is Dog Treat Nation.

Come on Yeti let's get ready.
Two, three treats for me.

Come on Yeti let's get ready.
Five, six bully sticks.
[Breaking News: They're bovine dicks!]

"Blessed day."