Yeti the Pyr and Pete Rose have never been seen in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not.

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[Sung to the Spiderman song]

Squatchy baby.
Squatchy baby.

Does whatever Squatchy baby wants.

Does he poop?
On the grass?

Yes he does.
Watch his ass.

Look out.
Here comes Squatchy baby dog.

Does he hump?
Listen up!
Lost his balls.
When he was a pup.

Does he bark?
All day long?
Wakes up babies.
In Hong Kong.

Look out.
Here comes Squatchy baby doooooooog...

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I'm a Yeti girl.
In a Yeti world.

I'm fantastic.
And I'm spastic.

I really like to bark.
And poopie in the park.

My destination.
Is Dog Treat Nation.

Come on Yeti let's get ready.
Two, three treats for me.

Come on Yeti let's get ready.
Five, six bully sticks.
[Breaking News: They're bovine dicks!]

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