War is not the answer--unless you're asking, "What was Edwin Starr's biggest hit?"

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rick Cook

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Detiorata

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!

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1972 National Lampoon - Deteriorata (Norman Rose, narrator / Melissa Manchester, vocal)

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@DrOinOR "If you can't beat them, hold their arms while someone else beats them!"

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"If you can't beat 'em, crawl under their vehicle and pack some Limburger cheese onto their engine block."

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"Never trust a man with a pocket square."

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"A stitch in time can prevent that nasty wound from suppurating."

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Oh! I just remembered an actual grumpy psalm. It's a psalm of David and one of my favorites because it's so grumpy. Psalm 6:5-7

5 Among the dead no one proclaims your name.

Who praises you from the grave?

6 I am worn out from my groaning.

All night long I flood my bed with weeping

and drench my couch with tears.

7 My eyes grow weak with sorrow;

they fail because of all my foes.

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"The road to Hell is paved with some hella raging parties and some damn good drugs."

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