polyonomousProgramming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Detiorata
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!
1972 National Lampoon - Deteriorata (Norman Rose, narrator / Melissa Manchester, vocal)
Dud Has Voted. Have you?@DrOinOR "If you can't beat them, hold their arms while someone else beats them!"
OhSnap!Dragon"If you can't beat 'em, crawl under their vehicle and pack some Limburger cheese onto their engine block."
"Never trust a man with a pocket square."
"A stitch in time can prevent that nasty wound from suppurating."
suzanneOh! I just remembered an actual grumpy psalm. It's a psalm of David and one of my favorites because it's so grumpy. Psalm 6:5-7
5 Among the dead no one proclaims your name.
Who praises you from the grave?
6 I am worn out from my groaning.
All night long I flood my bed with weeping
and drench my couch with tears.
7 My eyes grow weak with sorrow;
they fail because of all my foes.
"The road to Hell is paved with some hella raging parties and some damn good drugs."
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞNo man can serve two masters. Except almost every politician who has ever lived.
Let bygones be bygones? You might as well say 'let cheese be cheese' or 'let running shoes be running shoes'. Things just are themselves. If they weren't then they wouldn't be or have been.