A month ago today, I was in Vienna, so I went to Haus des Meeres.

#1 Hmm, so that's the size of a 🦈 mouth... I could fit in there...🤔

#2 Happiness is a warm ass... and tail!

#3 Photo does a bad job at illustrating the size of this python... I could fit in there too!

#4 🐊💤 hmm, I think this dude (or dudette?) could also eat me...

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