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Postulate - forgetting to mail a birthday card until the actual day.

Dictator - an amusingly shaped vegetable

Conservative government: Government by (or focused on) jams, marmalades, and fruit curd.
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Consummate - A meal with a friend.

Ineffable: Unable to swear #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Bin Man - A post-operative trans woman in Yorkshire.

Loss Leaders - The Spanish Government.

Hashtag— v. To properly form a browned, but not burnt, crust on a hash meal.

Canadian— n. A can opener that gently catches the can, regardless of position.
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Lactose- n. Old slang for those who have mangled feet, highly offensive.
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