🐸🔬 Oh, the Herculean task of explaining the obvious: a newt so toxic even Mother Nature cringes. 🤦‍♂️ Doug Muir's "occasional" paper is like watching paint dry, but with more newts and zero explanations. Maybe next time, Doug, save us from the cliffhanger and just Wikipedia it. 🧠💡
https://crookedtimber.org/2025/06/05/occasional-paper-the-impossible-predicament-of-the-death-newts/ #toxicnewts #DougMuir #sciencehumor #natureexplained #researchfail #HackerNews #ngated