@VeroniqueB99
When trying to quit endless war,
he had to use door after door.
While all the keys fit,
he still failed to quit.
His tiny hands hurt more and more!

#limerick #doorsday #tinyhands #swollen

@VeroniqueB99
To get you rickshaw going quick,
a carrot might just do the trick.
Full pulls with tiny hoof
need other subtle spoof:
a sycophantic paper stick.

#limerick #tinyhands #sycophancy

@Free_Press Even AI is making the Chump look old and miserable now. It's unavoidable, in the training data.

#tinyhands

@VeroniqueB99
If toilets are painted in green,
there's no reason being that mean!
To be quite specific:
Don't act that horrific,
if tiny hands do not get clean!

#limerick #tinyhands

@VeroniqueB99
When cooking up plans to be planless
the toddler just burst full of gladness.
Just toddler and bottle,
all screams at full throttle,
the tiny hands caused global madness.

#limerick #tinyhands

@VeroniqueB99
When UFOs were starting to land,
the people were packing and went.
Thought modern #Mayflowers
would give them the powers
escaping from #king Tiny Hand.

#limerick #tinyhands

I thought it's hands 🤔

A guy with tiny hands, also has...

#shoegate
#clownshow
#tinyhands

@VeroniqueB99
Think, it's lonely at the top?
Guess, you could just buy the shop?
If your hubris thought is rotten,
possibly you're at the bottom ...
tiny hands just ripped you off!

#limerick #tinyhands