#monsterdon #timewalker #timedelay my bingo card tonight had “awkward fight scene” but it really should have “awkward makeout”

#Monsterdon #thefoodofthegods #timedelay I’m disappointed that the baby wasn’t born huge. I really thought that was going to be the sequel hook.

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet #timedelay yes dude that is literally what she said

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet #timedelay a 100x gravitational pull and they can’t feel it? They’d each weigh a ton.

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet #timedelay this monster looks like @oatmeal drew #HPLovecraft

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet #timedelay this guy is a real creep

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet #timedelay “oh when I call you by name, you’ll know it” somehow I don’t think this movie will be passing the #bechdeltest

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet #timedelay “we don’t know what he’s infected with, so no need for quarantine or nothin.”

#Monsterdon #timedelay #theangryredplanet what kind of spaceship has remote control allowing it to be flown back from mars, but no telemetry, not even a fuel level reading?

To the directors of #Grizzly, people don’t just smile all the damn time like that #monsterdon #timedelay