As an internet-ordained minister, this is my gospel. Spread the good word! #thisisasimulation

I'm completely sure that this world we live on is a sophisticated simulation... It's been more than 6 months now that in my city rains every day at the same exact time: 4 PM... That's not a random thing... Too much exact... Like it was triggered by a super complex, galactic #SQL Job or something...

#ThisIsASimulation #WeAreBots