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Trump demands Carney give him ...

Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND - Following his poorly-received and rambling address at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump angrily demanded that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney personally give him the standing ovation he earned for his speech yesterday.

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Auscandoc Jan 21

#Trump demands #Carney give him his standing ovation from #Davos - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/trump-demands-carney-give-him-his-standing-ovation-from-davos/

Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos

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Tim Hergert Dec 4

Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat “3 to 4 kids, max” this Christmas

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/12/nova-scotian-mall-insists-giant-tree-will-only-eat-3-to-4-kids-max-this-christmas/

#TheBeaverton #Shitposting #Shitpost

Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas

DARTMOUTH, NS - With international media picking up the story of “the creepiest Christmas tree of 2021”, administrators at Mic Mac Mall have assured shoppers that Woody will consume no more than 4 children this holiday shopping season.

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lemon Nov 30

#TheBeaverton #satire
https://thebeaverton.com/2025/11/danielle-smith-uses-notwithstanding-clause-to-declare-herself-premier-of-b-c/

Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.

Prime Minister Mark Carney disagrees with the concept of a premier of one province unilaterally taking over a different province, but his hands are tied by his unwillingness to do anything about it.

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Freezenet Nov 29

Time Magazine Falls for Satire News Site Article

Time Magazine published an article quoting The Beaverton as a source. The problem is that The Beaverton is a satire news site.

https://www.freezenet.ca/time-magazine-falls-for-satire-news-site-article/

#Miscellaneous #News #fail #journalism #TheBeaverton #Time #TimeMagazine

StacesCases2 🇨🇦 📎Nov 29

#Time quoted #Hoekstra: 'A #Canada that it would be very easy to target with 500% steel tariffs, or one patriot missile aimed at Parliament Hill,’ he added, rather incredulously' Except Hoekstra didn’t say that. #TheBeaverton, a satirical news site akin to #TheOnion did www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...

'Made-up quote' in Canadian sa...

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News

In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

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Starraven Nov 29

The fact that such a comment was immediately considered genuine speaks volumes about the current state of Canada-US relations, and the Trump administration more broadly.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328

#USPol #CDNPoli #PeteHoekstra #Trump #TimeMagazine #TheBeaverton

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News

In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

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Edwin G.

Nov 28

Time Magazine quotes The Beaverton

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
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Le magazine Time cite le Beaverton

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#Time #TheBeaverton #Satire

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News

In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

CBC

The Beaverton Nov 25

The Beaverton Lives! It still needs your help to thrive

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lemon Nov 16

https://thebeaverton.com/2025/11/trump-is-a-pedophile-email-raises-questions-about-whether-trump-is-a-pedophile/

"Trump is a pedophile" email raises questions about whether Trump is a pedophile

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With many of Jeffrey Epstein’s documents and emails now available to the public, subtle messages from the disgraced financer like “Donald Trump is a sex criminal I have done sex crimes with” and “Would anyone like to hear about how big of a pervert Donald Trump, the pedophile, is?” have raised some questions about the President’s credibility.

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