auscandocMay 14
The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
The Beaverton interviews an Alberta Separatist

Albertan separatists say they have the signatures necessary to force a referendum on the issue. We sat down with Keith Greengrass, a prominent advocate for an independent Alberta, to understand more about the movement. The Beaverton: Thank you for your time Mr. Greengrass. Was there a specific moment or event that made you want to […]

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The Beaverton [Unofficial]Apr 20

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/the-beaverton-will-buy-doug-fords-used-private-jet-for-7000-00/

lemonApr 12
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/04/dow-jones-closes-down-11-points-as-apocalypse-destroys-all-life-on-earth/
Dow Jones closes down 11 points as Apocalypse destroys all life on Earth

NEW YORK- The complete eradication of sentient life on our planet spurned the end of history, the death of time, and a permanent all-consuming blackness, as markets reacted negatively, shedding eleven points to close down .02% on the day.

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lemonApr 12
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/04/ai-commercial-produced-on-budget-of-just-3-lakes/
AI commercial produced on budget of just 3 lakes

LOS ANGELES, CA — The advertising industry is abuzz after reports that a recent AI-made television commercial was produced on a budget of only three pristine Tennessee lakes.

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lemonApr 12
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/04/floor-crosser-marilyn-gladu-accidentally-leaves-conversion-therapy-pamphlets-around-liberal-convention/
Floor-crosser Marilyn Gladu "accidentally" leaves conversion therapy pamphlets around Liberal Convention

MONTREAL - Attendees at the 2026 Liberal Party Convention have reported finding conspicuously-left pamphlets for a "Shock Away The Gay" conversion therapy camp, apparently distributed by newly-Liberal MP Marilyn Gladu.

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lemonApr 12
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/04/five-reasons-mps-keep-leaving-my-party-that-have-absolutely-nothing-to-do-with-me/
Five reasons MPs keep leaving my party that have absolutely nothing to do with me

By: Pierre Poilievre Good afternoon my fellow Canadians, except the ones I don’t like: This morning, Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crossed the floor to Mark Carney’s traitorous, thievery-loving Liberals. Predictably, the mainstream media has begun writing their little thinkpieces about how I have “lost control of my party,” and “don’t know what Canadians want,” and […]

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lemonApr 12
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/04/trump-clarifies-that-civilization-he-intends-to-end-is-america/
Trump clarifies that civilization he intends to end is America - The Beaverton

WASHINGTON, DC – Following criticism that he has reneged on his promise to end “a whole civilization,” as detailed in one of his many irate posts about the Iran war, US President Donald Trump has taken to social media to clarify that the post has been taken out of context and that America itself was […]

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  Felis FloppusMar 31
Editorial: Here's why Avi Lewis is the wrong choice to lead the NDP - by a centrist Liberal - The Beaverton

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/03/editorial-heres-why-avi-lewis-is-the-wrong-choice-to-lead-the-ndp-by-a-centrist-liberal/

> By Martin Kearns, man who has never voted NDP once in his life. This weekend the NDP chose Avi Lewis as their leader. And as much as it pains me, a Liberal commentator who loves Mark Carney and would never even consider voting anything other than Liberal or Conservative, to say: I believe they have […]


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  Felis FloppusMar 31
Premier Danielle Smith blasts media for old comments she made 30 minutes ago - The Beaverton

https://thebeaverton.com/2022/10/premier-danielle-smith-blasts-media-for-old-comments-she-made-30-minutes-ago/

> EDMONTON - Alberta’s premier accused members of the media for using “ancient” comments she made approximately 30 minutes ago in a press conference.

#thebeaverton #daniellesmith #Canada #Alberta #canadapolitics #canpoli #satire
quaffMar 30

Another banger from #TheBeaverton. Newly elected #NDP leader, @avilewis, is firing people up in all sorts of ways, and I am here for it.

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/03/editorial-heres-why-avi-lewis-is-the-wrong-choice-to-lead-the-ndp-by-a-centrist-liberal/

The Beaverton on Mastodon seems like a natural fit! I reached out a while back, 🤞hoping they eventually bring their top notch satire here 🫡

Editorial: Here's why Avi Lewis is the wrong choice to lead the NDP - by a centrist Liberal

By Martin Kearns, man who has never voted NDP once in his life This weekend the NDP chose Avi Lewis as their leader. And as much as it pains me, a Liberal commentator who loves Mark Carney and would never even consider voting anything other than Liberal or Conservative, to say: I believe they have […]

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