In its inimitable way, Microsoft has released an update that not only takes forever to install, but screws up with the boot time when it finally gets going.

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Everything working smooth in Pages. Open an old Word document to check some unconverted backstory. Everything grinds to a glitchy, shambolic halt. #ThanksMicrosoft
One in five genetics papers contains errors thanks to Microsoft Excel

Playing the final song in our bar before handing over the keys to the new owner, and Windows decide it's a good time to do this...

So yeah, no final song. My fault really for not putting #linux on there years ago.

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@hankarus @nixCraft I threw my Windows desktop against my wall and found some quaaludes sitting inside.

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@jk cars famously emulated this in the 2000s when electric vehicles played car noises out of little speakers under the hood to make sure everyone knew you were driving a car. #ThanksMicrosoft
@BleepingComputer just in time for me to fuck off for the holidays and never be in rotation until January. #thanksmicrosoft

This is my favorite

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@theamericanjerk my fav is the state of "Windows behaves bizarrely, to the point you think the machine has hardware issues because that's a better notification system than actually posting an update is ready for installation notification to the Action Center"
I've experienced this three times this week on three different machines.
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