Some quick facts about me:
- I am a
#writer of
#books- I dispense dubious
#writingadvice- I also dispense
#bees out of my faceholes
- donuts filled with stuff or GTFO
- I run the blog
#terribleminds- I killed a man in Reno for his
#netflixpassword- I hear ducks
- I ruined
#StarWars- my latest book features a short treatise on
#elkmasturbation- tonight my 6-year-old said that to escape bad guys he would PEEL OFF HIS SKIN so that he LOOKED HUMAN the he'd EAT THEM holy shit what the fuck