If your phone is dirty DO NOT try to clean it by putting it under a faucet.
Electronics and water do not mix well.
You may damage your device.

Furthermore, if you decide to do this, don't immediately turn around and plug said phone in and start charging it.

#TechSupportHell #LiquidDamage #TechSupportHorror

Pity the poor tech guy explaining to his customer that he is not responsible for them breaking their laptop from the Safeway produce section. #techsupporthell