Oh, look! Another #technoprophecy about #AI taking over programming 🤖💻, as if Skynet's going to pop up tomorrow and debug your spaghetti code. 😏 But rest easy, #human #coders, your "special" #skills are still needed for now, because someone has to fix the AI's bugs, right? 🤣
https://bitsplitting.org/2026/04/01/the-beginning-of-programming-as-well-know-it/ #Takeover #Debugging #HackerNews #ngated

🤖🚨 Oh no, the #bots are taking over the #internet, and it's worse than you could ever imagine—just like the time your aunt tried to explain NFTs at Thanksgiving. Clearly, #Jackie Glade's solution is to confuse them with an endless stream of #meaningless #data, proving once again that when in doubt, out-dumb the bots! 🙃✨
https://gladeart.com/blog/the-bot-situation-on-the-internet-is-actually-worse-than-you-could-imagine-heres-why #takeover #confusion #Glade #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Ford says province will make Billy Bishop Airport 'special economic zone' as it eyes expansion to allow jets
Ford told reporters Monday that the province is taking over from the city because councillors aren't interested in modernizing the downtown airport. He said the province plans to use special legislation that would allow it to bypass laws while expanding the airport's runway to allow jets downtown.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ford-billy-bishop-takeover-9.7138456?cmp=rss

As Cuba suffers and Trump eyes U.S. ‘takeover,’ is Canada doing enough?
The federal government has provided some aid but has not commented on the Trump administration's policy toward Cuba or the president's rhetoric, which has escalated in recent days.
#Canada #Cuba
https://globalnews.ca/news/11735173/cuba-economic-crisis-trump-canada-aid/

As Cuba suffers and Trump eyes U.S. ‘takeover,’ is Canada doing enough?
The federal government has provided some aid but has not commented on the Trump administration's policy toward Cuba or the president's rhetoric, which has escalated in recent days.
#Canada #Cuba
https://globalnews.ca/news/11735173/cuba-economic-crisis-trump-canada-aid/

Verdi, the German trade union, has warned that a takeover of Commerzbank by Italy's major bank UniCredit could have severe consequences for employees. Jan Dusch... https://news.osna.fm/?p=38472 | #news #commerzbank #jobs #takeover #threaten

Ford says he’s going to take over Billy Bishop airport. What happens now?
Ontario Premier Doug Ford said the province will take over Billy Bishop airport from the city’s jurisdiction to allow bigger jets to land on the island, but experts say it could take years before any real changes come to the area.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ford-billy-bishop-airport-take-years-9.7125053?cmp=rss

🤖 Breaking news: #Bots have taken over the Internet! 🕵️‍♂️ Our brave hero discovers this shocking revelation after a job interview goes awry, but don't worry, #Reddit and Hacker News are valiantly fighting back with strict guidelines that humans will definitely follow. 😏 Because nothing says "human conversation" quite like rigid rules and panicked admins. 📜
https://www.adriankrebs.ch/blog/dead-internet/ #Internet #Takeover #HackerNews #HumanConversation #HackerNews #ngated