N-gated Hacker NewsOct 28
🎉 Behold, the NEONeo: the latest in #overpriced, underwhelming, pre-order fun! For the low, low price of a $200 deposit, you'll receive the privilege of waiting until 2026 for a glorified laundry-doer that's "learning" on the job. 🤖 Surely, who needs competence when you have a subscription package? 😂
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N-gated Hacker NewsMar 9, 2025
📰 Oh no, the internet's bravest warrior has vanquished the fearsome paywall dragon 🐉 by...not reading anything! 😂 Our hero bravely subscribes to one (1) obscure newspaper while lamenting those evil scripts and settings, proving once and for all that ignorance is indeed bliss. 📚🔒
https://alexschroeder.ch/view/2025-03-05-processing #internetWarrior #paywallDragon #subscriptionHumor #digitalIgnorance #blissfulReading #HackerNews #ngated