Mastodawn

The 😵‍💫 things realtors & their buyers say when they arrive to show my apartment:

▪ oh yes, we were told to wear masks. But we didn't bring any.

▪ Is there something wrong with the air?

▪ It's ok, I'll just pull down my balaclava.

▪ are you sick? #srsly

#WTF. Total denial.
#pandemic #covidIsNotOver #longCovid

I hope I have enough masks to hand out to these buffons. 'Cause they don't enter without one. I value my brain too much.

PS: What does not kill you mutates & tries again. #covid19 😷

SmashedRatOnPress Sep 23

Hmm, I didn't realize it's today. Wait a minute... Where did everyone go? Hello? Anyone still out there?
https://www.jezebel.com/tiktok-says-the-rapture-is-tomorrow-so-prepare-accordingly
#srsly

TikTok Says the Rapture Is Tomorrow, So Prepare Accordingly

One woman said she believes "with all my heart" that everyone will be raptured this week, but that she'll make an apology video if not.

Jezebel

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Jérémie Zimmermann🎶💗🧀🫖5946 Feb 27, 2025

@Khrys

relisons calmement:

"When you upload or input information through Firefox, you hereby grant us a nonexclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use that information [...] (broadest destination)"

!!!!!!!!

j'ai dit cal.me.ment!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

"WHEN YOU UPLOAD OR INPUT INFORMATION THROUGH FIREFOX, YOU HEREBY GRANT US A NONEXCLUSIVE, ROYALTY-FREE, WORLDWIDE LICENSE TO USE THAT INFORMATION [...] (broadest destination)"

!!!!!!!####!!!1!!!!!!3#!!!!!!!!111

#FireFox #SRSLY

Ash_Crow Nov 3, 2024

#LesGens qui vont dans la zone calme pour... avoir une conversation au téléphone en mode haut-parleur.

#srsly #PyConFR

rainy day Aug 23, 2024

I have a usb stick as a reader for several sd sizes.
I KNOW I have one, if not TWO of those (though I loaned one out and am not sure if it's back yet.)

Cannot for the life of me find it. But I want to set up my shiny new #raspberrypi, so I check all my old hardware until I find a netbook with an internal reader. Fine. That works too.

...you know what happens next, right?
2 Minutes after I finished installing the raspi at its new home, I found the usb stick. 🤦‍♂️
In exactly the place I have been looking thrice already. 🤨

#srsly?? #SchroedingersTool

Ash_Crow Jun 23, 2024

Wikipédia : "Le contrevent sur enrouleur, appelé parfois à tort volet roulant¹, [...]"

La source : dit juste que "contrevent" est un synonyme de "volet" (et date de quelques décennies)

(Et pendant ce temps rechercher "contrevent sur enrouleur" dans Google Produits ou dans DuckDuckGo Shopping ne renvoie pas de volets roulants)

#srsly #styleEncyclo

Mx Verda Jun 15, 2024

https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2024/06/14/new-wi-fi-takeover-attack-all-windows-users-warned-to-update-now/

#windows #computer #pc #desktop #wifi #tech #news #update #urgent #srsly #doThing

New Wi-Fi Takeover Attack—All Windows Users Warned To Update Now

Microsoft has released a critical security update for users of all supported Windows versions as a new Wi-Fi compromise requiring no authentication has been confirmed.

Forbes

Andreas S.

Jun 6, 2024

Back in 1998 when Microsoft had their own writable CDs to hand out pirated software.
#srsly #mine

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Klaus Alexander Seiﬆrup Apr 16, 2024

»Branden har fået så godt fat, at spiret, der ellers skulle beskytte bygningen mod ild, ikke har kunnet holde sig oprejst.«

»Spiret skulle vogte huset mod fjendeslag og ildebrande«

#SRSLY? Hvordan har den beskyttelse virket, andet end symbolsk?

Der er ellers et meget godt videoklip i toppen af den superkorte artikel:

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/det-ikoniske-spir-paa-boersen-kollapser

#Børsen
#København 🇩🇰