"I don't need to place it on the map, it lives in my heart." #overheard #squatting_irl

#atlantis

"David Guetta, and this is not something people know, is actually a highly sentient plant - so he is actually alright up there on that skyscraper where we left him, he's doing great" #overheard #squatting_irl

omg jeez, "fire inspection" they say and bring like. twenty cops. who literally don't do anything but stand around for like two hours. in an area with one the highest crime rates in London. we're not getting evicted though, and I got about an hour and a half of footage out of it, so that's gonna be really, really cool to share around 🤙 
#london #squatting #squatting_irl

this is so funny so, my bed's "headboard" is basically just a blocked door towards the kitchen, and people are starting to talk to me thru the wall and it feels like I'm doing their confession ahaha #squatting_irl

"I don't consider him a friend, he's more like a gremlin, something I have to take care of?" #squatting_irl #overheard

"you wish you were black princess leia, that's your dream. not only am I the only cool character in star wars -"
"you also shagged your brother"
#squatting_irl #overheard

#london #squatting_irl #log
the guy who discovered Binderella has recently found God. I have recently found God. interesting.

ahh yes the holiday home. towels and hot showers, skylights, nice company. rats and electric fires too but shhh nevermind #squatting_irl

"are those your cards with tits on them?"
"no they came with that bag we found in the street"
#overheard #squatting_irl