What’s the deal with movie theaters playing the previews at the decibel level of a jet engine. WTF, if the actual movie is that loud I’ll wait and watch it at home

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Thank you for renting from Hertz. For further assistance with your reservation of one of our nonexistent cars please call our toll free number to hear endless ringing.

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Oroweat Dill Rye bread is bullshit

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By all means, feel free to stop at the bottom of the escalator and decide what you’re going to do next, I’ll just jog backwards in place until you’re done with your Mitch McConnell minute.

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Chili is a sauce. You add beans, it’s a meal. So if anyone gives me a chili dog with beans on it, God help them. 👊

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[No context venting, not aimed at anyone here]

"Turn the camera 90 degrees and take some pictures in landscape mode you fucking hillbillies. Everything you put out there is in portrait."

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People who arrive at the elevator landing and press the already lit up call button because you've already pressed it should automatically have to give you twenty bucks.
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