We've had 50 days of petrol left since about week ago.

We're so lucky. 🥰

#NZPol #shitpost

"Aaargh me matey, maybe the real booty was the mateys we made along the way" —Pirates, probably.

#pirate #ShitPost

grilled cheese at the library, call that… uhhhhh… food

THE FUJI APPLE FANDOM IS DYING! REBLOG IF YOU'RE A FUJOSHI!

#shitpost

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Non-Binary Circus Jazz

do you think ethan winters lets his wife cut off his dick and balls and then reattach them during sex

#shitpost #nsfw

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Good morning, Fedi! How are you tod -

Oh. No. Yes? Ohmighod. No. No. No.

Wholly fuck, what day of the week is it? Oh yes.

Righto, carry on.

(Looks like a good day to work on my garden.)

#shitpost #Wednesday