There was a time when kids were buying felt markers to get high. Now, they’re using markers to draw fake mustaches above their lip to logon to the Internet.

#mustache #ageverification #sharpies

First term days, a friend that married into a family whose Uncle was a minster in the Trudeau gov’t was at the White House and actually met the 🍊🤡.

He said that he is EXACTLY what he seems like IRL. Making the analogy that even Don Cherry, did not act like Don Cherry IRL.

They sat down to have a lunch in the White House with other dignitaries and “that guy” is going on and on about how wonderful the White House menu in cursive looks. Then asks this minister if he’d like an autograph copy of the menu.

Not to be rude he said sure. They walk into the Oval Office, which alone is quite the experience even for this minister and “that guy” autographs the lunch menu with a Sharpie then proceeds to rant at length of how great Sharpies are.

I honestly was skeptical of the entire story and thought it was too comical and farcical.

But have good authority and confidence it was 💯 true and think about whenever I use a Sharpie.

Thus, need some alternatives around the house.

#sharpies #uspol #cdnpoli

This explains a lot.

Don't be like Donnie; don't be a dope.

Do a search for the NIH article "Sniffing Markers Destroys Your Brain"

#Sharpies #TrumpSniffsSharpies #Trump #Sharpiegate #PoliticalHumor #Satire

Finally, someone gave #DonaldTrump some colored #Sharpies and a ruler, republican progress.