It strikes me that (especially lately) the UK is to the US is like Belarus is to Russia.
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Ham Cream
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i got a day job and dont have time or bandwidth for long fedi posts any more.
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While the duck face and kissy face may appear similar, they also have notable visual and social differences.

In this essay I will…

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Something I feel like I'm missing out on with the fediverse being my first and only public-facing social media presence is the algospeak that happens elsewhere. I just want to coin the term "moist pictures" ok. That's the toot anyway #SendToot

A pumpkin spice latte is just chai coffee.

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At a Mexican restaurant there’s a 6 year old singing the beans beans make you toot song, but has added several lines including “beans make you happy beans make you strong eat your beans all day long” while shoveling refried beans into his mouth. #SendToot
Starting an AI rock band (I press a play button and walk away to the sound of everyone's booing as a techbro kink)
It's called Iggy Slop
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I promise to post this toot, the whole toot, and nothing but this toot
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Late night twitter was better. #bait #SendToot #HashtagGames