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Shadowbottle

@shadowbottle

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Tromper of wildish green places. Social and technological hobby ethnologist, disgorger of fiction, and eternal atmo-sci student. Dad. Freelance ninja. #midwest

Arstechnica Handle	FoO
Writer	Painfully
Nazi	Fuck no, kill 'em all. It’s an American tradition.
Site	https://unseencurrent.org

Shadowbottle 44m ago

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Magnus Ahltorp 2h ago

@grahamperrin @gregatron5

Shadowbottle 1d ago

Rick McRickface 1d ago

Modern war is a missile that costs $80,000 being fired by a guy who doesn't make that in a year at a guy who won't make that in a lifetime. ~ Sebastian Junger

Shadowbottle 1d ago

Yeah ok fine, pizza beans are pretty awesome. 10/10

Shadowbottle 2d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116262051282741713

At least the aliens will know that we were space faring before our civilization crumbled into dust.

Shadowbottle 2d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/116256076997758819

This is the shit the people I know who started regretting their trump vote say. This and “I don’t believe in voting”. Yeah? You believed long enough to help vote a pedophile into office, asshole.

Shadowbottle 2d ago

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Luci Bitchface Angerfoot 3d ago

See normally when an algorithm requires The Entire Global Supply Of Ram, a software engineer would consider that not a good algorithm, and would try and make a better one instead of optimising the entire planet for paperclip manufacturing.

Unfortunately we accidentally gave a bad software engineer too much money

Shadowbottle 3d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/116251420986481854

Belirve it whern I seh it.

Shadowbottle 4d ago

I think one of the most annoying things about glass in iOS is that buttons react when you hit them every time so you can literally see when you’ve hit them but iOS ignores the hit anyway. I mean I guess I’m glad to know now that I have been hitting those buttons for sure and it’s just the underlying os that has sucked at registering them properly.

Shadowbottle 4d ago

Worf Email 4d ago

Commander,

I must visit my family. I request shore leave starting 30 days from today.

Please do not grant me more than 3 days.

Worf

Shadowbottle 4d ago

Max Leibman 5d ago

Me, winking: Let's make this coffee a little more Irish, shall we?

[adds cabbage]