Diligence JonesIf you aren't following @HourlyRedPandas you need to be.
I mean...it's a red panda every hour.
*Your mental health compels you.
Doggo fed. (and now snoring)
Dog mama fed.
Old lady tv on.
Nando161#selfcare #SelfcareTip #selfcareday #selfcareyall #selfcarefirst #selfcareadvocate #selfcarereminder #selfcareisimportant #SelfCareStartsWithYou
Then you take a wonderful shower, bending over to get all the sawdust from every curve of your body. You still smell slightly like tofu.
Then you're escorted up to the massage rooms and for 70 minutes a tall athletic young woman manhandles you until you snore. She compliments your manicure.
Then you pay an outrageous amount of money for your and your bestie's treatments and hydrate at a local tavern.
Happy #BlackFriday.