Assertion 1: Underwear is clothing worn against the skin beneath outer garments to reduce friction between skin and outerwear and protect them from bodily secretions.
Assertion 2: The bright yellow wattle of the male Australian scrub or brush turkey, which grows larger and brighter during the breeding season, is a display structure associated with the species' sexual reproduction.
Conclusion: Given the aforementioned facts, these socks count as "sexy underwear".
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Here, have a baby brush turkey. #BrushTurkey #ScrubTurkey #BirdsOfMastodon #Queensland
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