Rob StaegerSo last night I dreamed that after a hurricane, I had to smuggle my pal Jeff back into a Home Depot disguised as a sheet of drywall. The disguise was achieved via a magic Post-it that had DRYWALL written on it in red Sharpie. Remove the Post-it, and: Hey, there's Jeff! How'd he get here? #robdreams
A couple days ago, I dreamed I was reviewing dailies from a short film I was involved with. The director stopped the film on a shot, saying, "Look here, the blocking's all wrong. No one's even facing the camera!" I pointed out that no one would be able to tell, since we were all dressed up as dinner rolls. #robdreams #carblife
This was a layered dream. The Sex Cannibal Cult were a bunch of blue (like Avatar) telepaths basically around a fire. But when I "woke" from this dream, I was in a second dream, where we were in an Airbnb, and we went into the secret basement where there was statuary and little figurines that suggested it was a Sex Cannibal Airbnb, whatever that also means. And I thought, "oh, this must be where that sex cannibal cult dream I had came from!" And then I woke up for real. #robdreams
Dreamed I encountered a cult of sex cannibals. I stuck around because I thought they were hiding something, and I wanted to find out what it was. Eventually I was discovered, and they said, "We're a SEX CANNIBAL CULT, what more could there be to hide?" I have to admit they made a good point. #robdreams
Drifted off for a second on the couch. The only reason I know this is that I was about to explain to Kathy, "No, he never was a donkey man, he was just a donkey wearing pants." And then, before I opened my mouth, I thought, "What the hell am I talking about?" And I realized I had no idea, and whatever our conversation was, it didn't pass the sniff test of reality. #robdreams