The prefix “re-“ typically means to do something again, like repeat or redo. Thus “review” implies dealing with ‘Melania’ more than once. And no one has the fortitude for that. So I expect no reviews at all.

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“To truly appreciate this film you should view it through the President’s eyes… closed 30 seconds in.”

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It's so bad the DOJ had to release the Epstein files to draw attention away from it.

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Roger Ebert had to come back from the dead to say “Unimaginably worse than the subject.”

I must be missing the point, why is she wearing clothes?

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Eminently forgetable. Makes a nice background for napping in the darkened theater.

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Dear Brett Ratner: “Be Best.” For fuck’s sake.

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It’s so nice that a former lady of the night and KGB operative found true love … NOT!

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I refuse to waste a single kernel of popcorn on that shite.

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