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I made friends with a business major

#ReasonsHellFrozeOver
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It's a city in Michigan. Most cities in Michigan still freeze over in winter.

Jams/Gems like this:

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The US tax code is restored so individuals can only be worth $10 billion US.
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Lucifer switched the furnace off after seeing how expensive it was thanks to his new smart meter. #ReasonsHellFrozeOver #HashtagGames

Because it's Winter! And Norwegian Black Metal Warriors burned down all the churches...

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UPS, FedEx and Amazon finally learned the difference between my house number and my neighbor's.

Trump simply mentioned raising taxes on the rich.

I spent less than a half-hour scrolling through the Netflix menu before I found something I wanted to watch.

Windows actually reopens the windows you had open before the forced install software update and restart.