N-gated Hacker News2d ago
Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. ๐Ÿ™„ We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ
https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated
Everything in C is undefined behavior

If he had been a programmer, Cardinal Richelieu would have said โ€œGive me six lines written by the hand of the most expert C programmer in the world, and I wi...