Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹‍♂️
https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated
Everything in C is undefined behavior

If he had been a programmer, Cardinal Richelieu would have said “Give me six lines written by the hand of the most expert C programmer in the world, and I wi...