🐢💡 Oh, a "per-function short-circuit mitigation primitive"? Because the world really needed another convoluted way to say "it's a tiny patch for a minor hiccup." 🤷‍♂️ Can't wait for the sequel: "High-efficiency, neutron-star-grade bug fix!" 🚀
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