@lerxst
'fraid I can't help - my German has gone from bath to sausage.

#language #NotMyJoke

Overheard: “FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and OccambSD”

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Smoke detectors should be called Gordon Ramseys because when you cook they scream at you. #dadjoke #notmyjoke

so I've started seeing stores putting up trees and garlands already.

Man, Tu B'Shevat comes earlier every year. Can't we at least wait until the last day of Hanukkah?

#mazeldon #NotMyJoke