Multiple times a day I have moments where I say to myself, "I have no idea what I'm doing." Then I have to roll with that, every fucking day.

I figured you all needed one more Internet stranger admitting that, so you don't feel alone.

#notcursed #justconfused #everydayisawkward

@lowqualityfacts They may be low quality, but facts are facts. #NotCursed
@lowqualityfacts
Ad 1) ...decide _why_ ...
#notcursed
Ad 3) Bonk!
Ad 4) 4.95 will do!

@lowqualityfacts regarding the 3rd point, I believe you are wrong. Instead, the famous Dr Hax of The GMOD Idiot Box fame will appear and hurl a monitor at you:
https://i.imgflip.com/83dl1.gif

#notcursed #gmod

Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:

1. List every politician you have ever voted for in your bio. This helps other users decide if they hate you.

2. Always use the hashtag #notcursed. Otherwise, we will assume you may bring great misfortune upon us all.

3. Never close the app. It is programmed to contact your local police station and report you for treason if you do.

4. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.

#NotCursed: I've seen shit like this in #Germany with double shotguns and double rifles with two two-round mags - one per barrel...

Sometimes even combined like a break-open combination gun...

After all, it's one budle of barrels thus only one gun on one's permit card.

And you better choose those wisely due to transfer limits and a maximum of two pistols [aka. anything with <60m overall and/or <30cm barrel lenght] and two long guns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKpsiJ82EhA&t=396s