CBS News. I leave it running in the background and they have Ian Bremmer lathering up about the invasion of Venezuela.

He also says this happened due to the push back on tariffs and the Democrats.

*Drinks coffee.*

What a shit show. #NotEnoughCoffee

I had to turn it off. Jim Jordan was falling about Biden and foaming at the mouth when Dana Bash tried to get him to answer the questions. #NotEnoughCoffee
I left a browser tab open with the Zulip web page and this morning when I looked at it I thought it was a real chat for longer than I'd care to admit. "Who the heck are Ariella Drake and Maxy Stert???" is a thought I may have had.

#NotEnoughCoffee

This is not me before my morning cup of coffee. But it's close.

#notEnoughCoffee #mastoArt #fantasy #digitalArt

Um. OKAY? I guess? #Automattic #NotEnoughCoffee
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Automattic acquires Beeper to build out the future of messaging - The Verge

https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/9/24124179/beeper-app-automattic-acquisition-matrix-messaging

Beeper was just acquired by Automattic, which has big plans for the future of messaging

After buying Texts, Automattic is now acquiring Beeper and building a team dedicated to designing a more open future of messaging, largely based on the Matrix protocol.

The Verge

This orc hasn't had enough coffee yet to tolerate humanity's shenanigans.

#pencilSketch #mastoArt #notEnoughCoffee #coffee

My body can no longer deal with kids waking me up in the middle of the night.

#NotEnoughCoffee

I will smite the next person who books me into a meeting an hour before I start my day, only to call in from his cottage and confirm the meeting should have been an email in the first place.

#WorkplaceEtiquette
#NotEnoughCoffee

POPCORN,GIF #rssfeed #NotEnoughCoffee
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Russian Oligarch’s Cousin Funneled Cash to N.Y. Politician

https://www.thedailybeast.com/republican-george-devolder-santos-got-cash-from-andrew-intrater-cousin-of-russian-oligarch-viktor-vekselberg

Andrew Intrater, money manager to Russian Viktor Vekselberg, gave $56,100 to committees tied to Rep.-elect George Devolder-Santos, who called Ukraine “totalitarian.”

Republican George Devolder-Santos Got Cash From Andrew Intrater Cousin of Russian Oligarch Viktor Vekselberg

Andrew Intrater, money manager to Russian Viktor Vekselberg, gave $56,100 to committees tied to Rep.-elect George Devolder-Santos, who called Ukraine “totalitarian.”

The Daily Beast

Re that last boost?

*Turns in direction of Puerto Rico and yells*

LILY? CAN WE GO TO EDINBURGH?

That works, right? Right? #notenoughcoffee