Mastodawn

When I get to use the MAGIC GIF at work, it's a good thing. #MuchMoreCoffee

*Watches news in the background.*

I'm glad that lunatic did not kill more people but the TACO tag really applies.

This man brags about deals but Iran gets what they want _and_ controls the Strait of Hormuz. Assuming the deal lasts for any amount of time.

What was the point of this war?

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 7

That mad man is working himself into a frenzy. He is just talking himself into killing many people.

This is insane.

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 6

I went to get gas at Costco and there was an expected line. The person in front of me did not move to the open space. After a minute, I did.

*Drinks coffee*

She got the slot behind me and yelled "So! You cut the line!" which I (calmly) replied "No, you chose not to go to the open slot. You're wrong." and proceeded to pump gas.

When I left she was still muttering about it. Weird. #ThisIsWhyIDrinkCoffee

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 6

Future comment from sock puppeting dev: You can't look at all of our support topics, reviews, replies, etc.

Sure I can. BTW there were 333 posts, replies and reviews. It's just data. #AllTheCoffee

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 6

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Jan 3

Dear #WordPress developers,

When you fake reviews then a caffeinated monkey kicks off a script and looks at all of your forum activities in all of your themes and all of your plugins.

Don't sock puppet, OK? It makes me sad. #AllTheCoffee

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 6

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Jan 3

"I miss the old days. I haven't seen a good sock puppet in years."

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 6

LAUGHTER. The Washington Post sent me an email titled "The 7: Trump’s expletive-filled threat; how your job impacts dementia risk; Artemis II images; and more" and I like how they connect il Douche to dementia. #AllTheCoffee

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 6

CBS News. The Bari Weiss propaganda dept is dancing around the profanity laced threat of war crimes by il Douche. #MuchMoreCoffee

Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski Apr 5

taco, bird/cat

Apr 5

open source software developers are getting fed up and are finally recognizing that they can just fucking leave.

the owner of nvim-treesitter gets a really shitty comment from a user saying that the update to a required version broke their workflow
the owner replies saying "hey just pin what you need instead of mainlining it if you need this for an older version"
the shitty user replies back saying "go switch to something that doesn't require interacting with people"
the owner says "OK." and ARCHIVES THE REPO

https://github.com/nvim-treesitter/nvim-treesitter/discussions/8627

like, holy shit, what a power move.