Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski

@jan_dembowski
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New Mastodon Account for the Alternate Universe Variant from Twitter.

The Avatar is one I don't often use in opensource but I do use it at work and we should respect our spirit animals.

Websitehttps://blog.dembowski.net/

I really do not like sock puppets in the #WordPress support forums. Coming in fast behind them is work spammers.

They just hurt the user experience when they just want to get $$$ from the opensource user.

*Drinks coffee*

Mind you, I am a big proponent of getting paid and that's a large reason why I like my (paid) job. But work spammers should stop harassing forum users and stick to https://jobs.wordpress.net/ instead. #AllTheCoffee

WordPress Jobs | WordPress related Job Postings

Warhammer as you’ve never heard it before

Today we’re announcing The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical!

Warhammer Community

Oh yeah, I need to get gas for the MINI. #SoMuchCoffee
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U.S. Gas Prices Hit $4 a Gallon on Average - The New York Times

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/business/gas-prices-4-dollars-gallon-iran.html?unlocked_article_code=1.XVA.sUpP.JAGEjQdHv4ox&smid=url-share

U.S. Gas Prices Hit $4 a Gallon on Average

A month since the first U.S.-Israeli attacks and Iran’s response effectively shut off Persian Gulf oil, drivers are paying significantly more to fill up.

The New York Times

*Reads. Drinks coffee.*

One of the reasons I recommend @1password instead of just the regular Google Auth app is that 1Password is portable and cloud based.

As long as you have the ID, account password and other required components then you can have 1Password and all it's data available on your phone, PC, Mac, tablet, Linux web browser etc.

Yes, it is a subscription model but your many accounts should not be a thing you play with. #AllTheCoffee

Tyranid terrain for #KillTeam #WarhammerCommunity

CNN. The Perplexity AI CEO is saying, and he's worth $2.5B, and _he_ says don't worry about AI taking your job.

*Drinks coffee.*

His justification? Most people hate their jobs so it's OK.

*More coffee.*

And people say that billionaire are out of touch. #SoMuchCoffee

What the actual f*** is wrong with that man?

Whatever ICE was, they are now the de facto secret police for il Douche. He is literally supporting fascism.
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Fetterman: ICE officers seem to have ‘enhanced some kinds of performance’ at airports

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5805431-fetterman-ice-airport-shutdown/?tbref=hp

Developer: If I don't fake reviews, people wont use my plugin.

Me: That's a weird take. And very wrong.

Also developer: ChatGPT said I needed to.

*Drinks SO much coffee.* #AllTheCoffee

I'm attaching a helpful image to explain why il Douche's cabinet is afraid.
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DOJ Goon Todd Blanche Reveals Why Donald Trump’s Cabinet Is Terrified of a Potential 2028 Loss

https://www.thedailybeast.com/doj-goon-todd-blanche-reveals-why-donald-trumps-cabinet-is-terrified-of-a-potential-2028-loss/

And while we are on the topic of the Grey Pile of Shame, KILL TEAM.
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AdeptiCon Preview 2026 – The Red Terror hunts elite Cadians in new Kill Team expansion

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/jwpyca89/adepticon-preview-2026-the-red-terror-hunts-elite-cadians-in-new-kill-team-expansion/

AdeptiCon Preview 2026 – The Red Terror hunts elite Cadians in new Kill Team expansion

A man-eating Tyranid terror stalks Devlan.

Warhammer Community