I'm just saying .. fuck right off, Google.

Google begins rolling out Chrome’s “Auto Browse” AI agent today
https://arstechnica.com/google/2026/01/google-begins-rolling-out-chromes-auto-browse-ai-agent-today/

#AI #Google #NopeNopeNope

Google begins rolling out Chrome's "Auto Browse" AI agent today

The Auto Browse agent is available to AI Pro and AI Ultra subscribers, but there are some limits.

Ars Technica
#NopeNopeNope OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health, Encouraging Users To Connect Their Medical Records science.slashdot.org/story/26/01/...

OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health...
OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health, Encouraging Users To Connect Their Medical Records - Slashdot

OpenAI has unveiled ChatGPT Health, a sandboxed health-focused mode that lets users connect medical records and wellness apps for more personalized guidance. The company makes sure to note that ChatGPT Health is "not intended for diagnosis or treatment." The Verge reports: The company is encouragin...

eldritch horror protip 7
do not stand in the way of the probability patrol, seriously, you do not want to get entangled with their mess

#eldritch #eldritchhorrornonsense #eldritchprotips #nopenopenope

welp, I almost got scammed.

life tip: if an online job sends you a check to buy stuff before the job training even starts, it is almost always a scam.

i didnt even deposit the check because the letter accompanying told me to send them the deposit receipt.

😐😑😐

how bout no?

#thatsanope #redflag #scam #jobscam #linkedinscam #nopenopenope

"If the headline asks a yes/no question, the answer is always NO"

#NopeNopeNope #HellNo #FuckThat

I don't hold #Microsoft in high esteem to begin with, but this really takes the cake

https://www.theverge.com/24054329/microsoft-edge-automatic-chrome-import-data-feature

#NopeNopeNope

Microsoft stole my Chrome tabs, and it wants yours, too

Microsoft Edge’s import feature has been automatically importing Chrome tabs without consent. Windows users have been complaining about the issue for months.

The Verge
@nickzoic I don’t see anything about “heated” in that otherwise very tasty word salad, so, NOPE. #NopeNopeNope

@AlexxKay

My silkey sense is tingling ...

I wouldn't buy a spider farm unless I could find a tractor with, like, really really high-mounted wheels. And an enclosed cab.

But most of all: you better believe I would make myself scarce at milking time.

#spiders #SpiderFarm #NopeNopeNope #Science Fiction Hopefully

TFW you open a dating app and immediately see a profile where someone describes themselves as “Pure Blood (no `Rona shots)” and, for bonus points, as “intelligent and well-read.” #wat #nope #nopenopenope #absolutelythefucknot #somuchnope #allthenope #havesomemorenope #infinitenope

#Indue is now targeting kids pocket money #Spriggy

#NopeNopeNope #Gross