eldritch horror protip 14
don't dig too deep, you'll wake the shoggoths

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eldritch horror protip 13
just because the blob of spiralling tentacles with mouths that gibber seems sentient does not mean that it is

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eldritch horror protip 12
remember that your mortal worshippers do not need to define you

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eldritch horror protip 11
if it asks you to look at it, you might be in trouble
I don't have a great answer for you
looking is clearly a bad option
but not looking might just piss it off
so like just run

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eldritch horror protip 10
that thing you forgot? yeah? stop thinking about it

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eldritch horror protip 9
time is only as real as you let it be, please ignore the scary yog in the corner, thanks

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eldritch horror protip 8
poking the three-dimensional being may cause it to pop, so maybe don't

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eldritch horror protip 7
do not stand in the way of the probability patrol, seriously, you do not want to get entangled with their mess

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eldritch horror protip 6
while I know it is easy to do so, try not to forget to clean your vessel's intake tools for energy transfer - integration with intelligent social fauna tend to succeed at higher rates if you do

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eldritch horror protip 5
just because you can handle spicy food, doesn't mean that your vessel can - take a moment to think before you nom that scorpion pepper

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