The Eldritch Rain Jul 7, 2025
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space bass are easy to possess (stay away from bass-ruled planets tho)

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Jul 12, 2025
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if you ever feel bothered by the existence of time, there are at least three groups dedicated to cursing out yog that you could join

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Jul 24, 2025
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don't forget to set up some way to wake up after your nap, cthulhu is still sleeping

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Aug 9, 2025
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three dimensional space is very limiting, make sure you carefully stow your higher dimensional goodies outside of your vessels

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Sep 2, 2025
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just because you can handle spicy food, doesn't mean that your vessel can - take a moment to think before you nom that scorpion pepper

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Sep 13, 2025
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while I know it is easy to do so, try not to forget to clean your vessel's intake tools for energy transfer - integration with intelligent social fauna tend to succeed at higher rates if you do

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain 
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do not stand in the way of the probability patrol, seriously, you do not want to get entangled with their mess

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Sep 22, 2025 at 3:38pmWeb
Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Sep 28, 2025
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poking the three-dimensional being may cause it to pop, so maybe don't

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Oct 7
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time is only as real as you let it be, please ignore the scary yog in the corner, thanks

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Dec 26
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that thing you forgot? yeah? stop thinking about it

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Feb 5
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if it asks you to look at it, you might be in trouble
I don't have a great answer for you
looking is clearly a bad option
but not looking might just piss it off
so like just run

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Show threadThe Eldritch Rain Mar 1
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remember that your mortal worshippers do not need to define you

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