I live by simple rules - one of them, which I just made up is: ABC - anything but chardonnay

#seriously #nonserious #wisdom #waitbutwhy #hashtag

Haiku pet peeve two:
"Four *OR* five syllable words
like "officially"

#poetry #haiku #NonSerious

My haiku pet peeve:
cutting words in half to con-
-form to the structure

#poetry #haiku #NonSerious #HavinAGiggleM8 #hypocrisy

I don't mind compromises. I don't mind them at all as long you're the one doing them.

#NonSerious

New theory: The unix time format (0 representing 1970-01-01 00:00:00 ) was chosen so that no future #Terminator could go back far enough to mess with the moon landing.

(Or with the Martin Luther King and Kennedy assassinations I guess, if we want to be more depressing.)

#Nonserious #SciFi #Conspiracy

Oh I need to do a bunch of hashtags for people to see me.
I get it. Well, here is my

#introduction :

#nonbinary #queer #probablystoned #disabled #sarcastic #katty #nonserious #alien