I avoided a #parking ticket by power walking to my car and driving away SECONDS before the officer could check my windshield for a parking pass (which of course I don’t have)

#todaysWin #notThisTimeLawAndOrder #nowIWillNeverLearn

Me: [squatting on the sidewalk grunting and sweating]

Bestie: It'll never fit.

Benson: [trying to run into the street]

Me: It'll fit!!

Bestie: I don't think it will fit, Delia.

Me: GAH. It needs to FIT. *squat squat grunt grunt*

Reader, it fits.

#MyToxicTrait #TodaysWin