"I am the Max and I guard the house...
You must pay the pet tax or I claw the couch."

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the maxie has the sillies

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congratulate the good boy, he caught a spider and ate it

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the maxie is a c h o n k

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maxie reminds you to be demure and mindful

watch birds and take naps

the world hasnt ended yet

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maxie rests after a vigorous laser light chase

he might look chonky, but he is quick and agile. when he gets going, he sounds like a horse galloping through the house

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max has always hung his paws over the edge of the chair

its his "look at my boots" stance and its so freaking cute

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wookit his wittle curled paws

how are you so CUUUUTE??!

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Your Amazon purrkage has arrived

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