ladychelseaofthevoid"I am the Max and I guard the house...
You must pay the pet tax or I claw the couch."
#max #pettax #maxie #maxthecat #tuxedo #drseuss #cats #catsofmastodon
"pet me, peasant"
#pettheking #max #maxthecat #spoiledkitty #tuxedocat #cats #catsofmastodon
max has a favorite strip of plastic he plays with
he hides it under rhe rug, then spends some time trying to retrieve it (its hard cause he doesn't have opposable thumbs), carry it in his mouth and growl at his brother
he's...special
the fancy max crosses his paws. he was born with a permanent suit, so its only natural to be so dapper
at least until he starts loudly licking his butt, anyway
(for some reason, light exposure turned this photo vintage. its ARTSY, okay?)
