*me playing Elden Ring or Souls games in general*

"Aw fuck, I died again. Hmmm...maybe I should try Holy damage."

*me doing remedial math to take a college placement test*

"MOTHERFUCKING MATH. I HATE YOU. WHY DOESN'T X = 37???? EXPLAIN IT IN A WAY I CAN UNDERSTAND, YOU STUPID FUCKING PROGRAM! YOU'RE A CUNTING WASTE OF TIME AND MY SANITY! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TAKE PRECALCULUS! FUCK CALCULUS AND FUCK YOU!"

#ihatemath #dyscalculia #mathrage #sanity #college #placementtestsaredumb