Just laying back and #stroking my #cock . Getting #hard right now just thinking about posting my #dick for everyone to see.

This is probably my favorite picture of my #balls 😁

Blurred out my messy room ;p

#penis #testicles #exhibitionist #exhibitionism #masterbaton #masterbating #masterbate #Mastobate #Mastobaters #mastobation #Mastobating

@micropainter dammit. Full “the jerk store called” moment! Should have been #mastobaters !! Huh? Huuuuh?
If idiots on the #birdsite are dogging #mastodon, does that make them #mastobaters?

I love that when I first joined Mastodon, I spent most of my time perusing Local and Federated timelines to discover sources of content to follow. Now, a week later, I'm finding that I spend more time on my Home TL than anywhere else because it's just the right amount of content that's fed at the pace I like.  

#SocialMedia #Mastodon #Mastobaters #TwitterMigration

if an outcry won't work, then let's try a petition. select both to sign!

#addZemote #addnumbers #gaming #mastobaters boost

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