Mastodawn

Welcome to America where intelligent people have to stay silent so they won’t offend the stupid people.

Yelling at the TV during the nightly news is my cardio.

So, JD Vance says the Pope should be careful not to speak on matters of Theology.

Wait … whaaaaaaat?

What is wrong with these Trumpian Christian Nationalist dumb-dumbs?

Whenever I hear the Tangerine Dictator prattling on I’m reminded of what grandma always used to say:

‘An empty can makes the most noise’

Perhaps the Bible wasn’t written by men after all

Of course it was predicted that the end of the world would take place in the East and would involve horsemen.

When the prediction was made, the west as we know it wasn’t discovered and horses were on the cutting edge of warfare technology.

The more you know.

Dear Retailers

To those of you who have closed your restrooms to you patrons I personally buy more on an empty bladder.

Thx,
Hammy

For those watching the Tangerine King Wannabe since 2015 his history in politics plays like one long nope-opera.

Lol 99% of those Trump and Vance endorse lose.

So, there’s that.

Join ICE today.

Submit your arrest/conviction record and proof of a J6 pardon from Donald Trump.

(Non-violent felons with a ninth grade education or higher need not apply)