Me, watching #mafsaus: "STAB HIM IN THE NECK!"
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Watching #mafsaus the other night with my ex, a woman was saying she wanted a gentleman who would give her his coat if he was cold. What she needs is a lesbian. I've never met - or been - anyone more gentlemanly than a lesbian...
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#mafsaus I'm way behind, and only on episode two, but this guy has mentioned he's a "nice guy" so many times that I suspect he's a serial killer.
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I fear no one who watches #MAFSAUS will get the reference but Tim looks like a young Steve Bruce https://x.com/mafshysteria/s…
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Tim on camera: ‘I haven’t got the initial spark but she’s so lovely and so nice she’s just a bit different to what I normally go for but she’s so nice’. Tim off camera: ‘What the fuck? It’s totally not what I wanted.’ This is the guy who said ‘I don’t have a type!🤬 #MAFSAU 🤵🏾

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Sometimes on #mafs, it is like the judges arrange a perfect partner for each person. Then they say “Right. Let’s shift all the guys one step to the right.” #MAFSUK #MAFSAUS
Is Harrison an actual psychopath? #mafsaus #mafsAustralia #mafs
First episode where I've seen Harrison smile (mainly only from snide jokes with Brontë though) #mafs #mafsau #mafsaus #mafsAustralia