Juliet BrandoWatching #mafsaus the other night with my ex, a woman was saying she wanted a gentleman who would give her his coat if he was cold. What she needs is a lesbian. I've never met - or been - anyone more gentlemanly than a lesbian...
...My ex immediately said he was cold, so I stripped to the waist and threw my top at his head, as my bare norks swayed in the breeze. We're purely platonic, but it still made him laugh.