🚀 Oh, look! #SQLite is now magically transformed into the Swiss Army knife of databases with queues, streams, pub/sub, and a cron scheduler. 😂 Because what every developer dreams of is cramming enterprise-grade #features into a lightweight #database and pretending it won't implode. ⚙️✨
https://honker.dev/ #SwissArmyKnife #developerDreams #lightweightDatabase #enterpriseGrade #HackerNews #ngated

👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated