Idk how to explain the level of temptation I have to buy a packer that I will absolutely forget 95% of the time just so my shiny new "wow, I left my dick at home" tic can at least be *accurate*. Or at least 50% funnier.

Ah well, things for After yeeterus. 🀣

#tourettes #tourettesyndrome #tourettessyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes #transhumor #nonbinary #theythem #nsfw

Me, trying to take my topiramate: *getting pill and water*

#Tourettes: Honk if you love Jesus!

Me: .... ... what? No. We are NOT going to be a terrible Christian bumper sticker, thank you!!

#TouretteSyndrome #TourettesSyndrome #tics #ticdisorder #ticsandtourettes #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

If I have a bruise on my face/eye when I wake up, I'm going to cry-laugh. Fucking Tourette's.

(I may have just tic-smacked myself. With my phone. Sigh.)

#Tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

#Tourettes is cursed and so are both my and @kabrams's brains.

(All I'm saying is "cheese fucks" as a tic is cursed. The inevitable morbid curiosity thoughts are. MORESO.) #tourettesyndrome #LifeWithTics #nsfw #ihatemybrainsometimes

Today has been very ticcy and it's annoying and exhausting.

Also I don't have the lung capacity to out-beep a backing beep. Who's surprised. Lol.

But, like. I loudly ticced "your mom fucks" in Walmart (and I still don't wanna know how many ppl whipped around to stare πŸ˜…), kept slamming myself into the headrest in a way that pulled my hair (in a way I HATE having my hair pulled so, y'know. Thanks, #Tourettes), kicked spouse's wheelchair (πŸ€ͺπŸ™ƒ)... #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes #TouretteSyndrome

Dear brain, please stop ticcing "your mom" at drive thru speakers when they ask "anything else?" after the first item. Why do you pick THEN to hear clearly?? @ the del taco drive thru employee I'm sorry lmao. #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTourettes #LifeWithTics #Tourettes
Tfw #TicAttack while doing dishes. It was only making it mildly aggravating to do dishes til I watered the floor at which point I took a break and went to use the bathroom lol. #tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes
#LRT: it's true, I neither know how nor want to explain "your mom fucks!" as either sex ed or #tourettes to the 7 year old in question. (Listen I keep telling the #coprolalia it's none of my business but that sure isn't stopping it. πŸ™ƒπŸ˜…) #lifewithtics #tourettessyndrome