Idk how to explain the level of temptation I have to buy a packer that I will absolutely forget 95% of the time just so my shiny new "wow, I left my dick at home" tic can at least be *accurate*. Or at least 50% funnier.

Ah well, things for After yeeterus. 🤣

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Me, trying to take my topiramate: *getting pill and water*

#Tourettes: Honk if you love Jesus!

Me: .... ... what? No. We are NOT going to be a terrible Christian bumper sticker, thank you!!

#TouretteSyndrome #TourettesSyndrome #tics #ticdisorder #ticsandtourettes #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

If I have a bruise on my face/eye when I wake up, I'm going to cry-laugh. Fucking Tourette's.

(I may have just tic-smacked myself. With my phone. Sigh.)

#Tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

Today has been very ticcy and it's annoying and exhausting.

Also I don't have the lung capacity to out-beep a backing beep. Who's surprised. Lol.

But, like. I loudly ticced "your mom fucks" in Walmart (and I still don't wanna know how many ppl whipped around to stare 😅), kept slamming myself into the headrest in a way that pulled my hair (in a way I HATE having my hair pulled so, y'know. Thanks, #Tourettes), kicked spouse's wheelchair (🤪🙃)... #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes #TouretteSyndrome

welp.

we got uninvited from friendsmas because spouse's #Tourettes is currently not-safe-for-children thanks coprolalia.

like, I don't blame said friends. no one wants to explain the currently most profane tic to a 7-year-old. simultaneously, I am not nearly as introverted as spouse and actually would have liked to go out and see people. #LifeWithTourettes #TicDisorders