This was fun! Shall we try it again?

LET’S DRAFT SOME JOKES

Here’s the idea: someone post subjects (for the sake of fun, let’s not make them political, controversial, or *too* sexual), and we can all start drafting funny stuff related to the topic.

The result *could* be the stuff of legend or it could be nightmare fuel. Let’s find out!

How about we use #LetsDraftJokes so folks can keep up with the fun.

#LetsDraftJokes

TOPIC: Porcupine

@adhdeanasl
A horny porcupine is in prickly heat.
@adhdeanasl Porcupine? I hardly know upine.

@adhdeanasl

Why didn’t we call them “needle-y pigs”?

@adhdeanasl the classic:
Q: what's the difference between a Cybertruck and a Porcupine?

A: The porcupine has pricks on the OUTSIDE

edited to update for the 21st century!

@rockmastermike Brilliant. Could be adapted for the 21st century by using cybertrucks.

@adhdeanasl
"Did you hear about Quentin Pynes?"
"No, what happened?"
"He lost his job, and then his girlfriend kicked him out."
"Ah man. Poor Q. Pynes."

#LetsDraftJokes

@adhdeanasl

I prefer my Porky Pine without the Fir . . .

@adhdeanasl
Looking forward to seeing if / how this takes off 😃.
@adhdeanasl I AM READY TO DAFT SOME JOKES.

@adhdeanasl I did send this to the head of our Health and Safety committee and said “there’s a dangerous tree next to the building.”

https://loops.video/v/ea_btOE-TC

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@adhdeanasl make me wonder about that first 🌲 that 🐖’ed someone